Excerpted from the Manassas Statesman:

A local Starbucks patron and Catholic parishioner, who wished to remain anonymous, witnessed the event.

“He gathered his coffee and then sat in the corner with his laptop.  A couple of minutes later he just erupted.  He raised his hands in the air and yelled, ‘God d*mn it.  Now the consumer staples are getting hammered?  This is horse…er…bleep.’  Except he actually used the curse word.”

“He was embarrassed, evidently, as he packed his things up in a hurry and left.”

“I didn’t even know priests had brokerage accounts.”