George W. Bush Inviting Himself to Parties
Excerpted from the Crawford Citizen Times:
One Dallas party-goer, that wished to remain anonymous, acted surprised.
“To be honest, it was a little strange to see the former President just walk in the front door with a sixer of near-beer. I know he lives just a block or two down the street, but it just seems like he would still have more important things to do than drop in on random parties and tell off-color jokes.”
“I don’t know, maybe continue his fight against the global AIDS pandemic or something.”
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