Excerpted from the Canton Intelligencer:

The spokesman for the pornography company explained that it was a natural progression for the industry.

“We give the people what they want and, as this illustrates, there is apparently a market for anything.  Including watching the coitus of barely discernible human beings.”

“In a related matter, we also have a standing offer for any extraterrestrials that may want to become intimate in front of the camera.”

“That would be the next logical progression from here.”