Man Riding Subway Pulls T-Shirt Up Over Mouth In Feeble Attempt to Avoid Swine Flu
Excerpted from the Manhattan Spectrum:
In a feeble attempt to protect himself from the H1N1 Swine Flu, New Yorker and part time mortgage broker Sidwell Wormwicker pulled his t-shirt up over his mouth for the duration of his journey from Castle Hill to 33rd Street.
Asked about his sub-par safety precautions, Wormwicker acted surprised and said, “You don’t think that’ll work?”
“Bummer. It’s a pandemic, you know.”
