Excerpted from the Los Angeles Informer:

Local couple Stede and Suzie Wormwicker expressed their astonishment at being shown the King of Pop’s old domecile by their realtor.

“It was strange, to say the least,” said Suzie. “Mainly, because we’re in the market for a starter home and our credit union has only approved us for a $145,000 loan.”

“And, most importantly, because it was freaking Neverland Ranch,” added Stede.

“We’re getting a new realtor.”