Excerpted from the Des Moines Unionist:
Area resident Gregorio Wormwicker immediately regretted the wisecrack he made referencing the similarities between the Total Recall character Cuato and his newborn son, Craig.
“Specifically, I regret cracking that joke in front of my wife, Beatrice. She doesn’t really have a sense of humor anyway, but throw in some catastrophic sleep deprivation and some likely post-partem depression and, man, she nearly snapped my head off.”
When reached for comment, Mrs. Wormwicker mumbled something about her husband being an idiot and slammed the front door.