Excerpted from the Palo Alto Post Examiner:

While groups are meeting to celebrate both cannibis and Hitler’s birthday, only local resident Albrecht Wormwicker is planning on combining the two.

“I’ve been a big fan of weed and Hitler for some time now,” said the currently unemployed Saucelito resident.

“Unfortunately, my friends at the white supremacist meetings are more into meth and feel weed is a convoluted Zionist plot.  On the other hand, the stoners I occasionally hang out with really browbeat me when I mention the importance of not mixing race.”

“So, it looks like it’s a quiet night of smoking dope and reading neo-nazi pamphlets for me and Mr. Twinkletop.”

“That’s my cat.”