Fans Impressed That Manny Ramirez Cared Enough to Take Performance Enhancing Drugs

Excerpted from the Los Angeles Informer:
Dodger fan Ricky Wormwicker expressed his surprise at the cause of the 50 game suspension.
“Performance enhancing drugs? Really? That sort of implies that he gives a {expletive}, which, from all accounts, doesn’t seem to be or ever have been his M.O.”
“That means modus operandi, in case you didn’t…oh, you knew that. Sorry.”









