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Jan
21
2009

Moratorium on Jenna Bush Kicking Ass Comes to a Close

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Excerpted from the Crawford Citizen Times:

Sources close to Mrs. Bush say that she’s sad for her father, but excited that her public activities won’t be scrutinized as closely with the ending of his presidency.

“She’s as excited as all get-out,” said a source that wished to remain anonymous.  “Everybody knows her as an accomplished teacher, author and UNICEF advocate, but not many people are aware of how good she is at armwrestling and bare-knuckle boxing.”

“So, I think she just wants to travel the Mexican cantina circuit for a spell and see if she can make a name for herself armwrestling and boxing.”

“It’s a very exciting time for her.”

Written by Ruddy Hayes in: Politics | Tags: , ,