News Grift » Arnold Schwarzenegger http://newsgrift.com Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:47:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 en hourly 1 Gov. Schwarzenegger Seen Wandering Streets of Sacramento as Conan the Barbarian in Suspected Budget Related PTSD http://newsgrift.com/2009/03/10/gov-schwarzenegger-seen-wandering-streets-of-sacramento-as-conan-the-barbarian-in-suspected-budget-related-ptsd http://newsgrift.com/2009/03/10/gov-schwarzenegger-seen-wandering-streets-of-sacramento-as-conan-the-barbarian-in-suspected-budget-related-ptsd#comments Tue, 10 Mar 2009 09:35:16 +0000 Ruddy Hayes http://newsgrift.com/?p=115 conan

Excerpted from the Burbank Chronicler:

Eyewitnesses say the Governor was staggering around downtown Sacramento wearing only furs and carrying a two-handed sword and the head of Queen Isabella from the statue in the Capital Rotunda.

“The man’s still quite strong,” said one eyewitness, “Wielding those two-handed swords with any proficiency is no joke and he took Queen Isabella’s head right off with a single swing.”

Maria Shriver has publicly appealed for the statesman to return home.

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