Excerpted from the Los Angeles Informer:

Pamona resident, and member of the Pamona Lesser Demons motorcycle club, Sebediah Duggerskull, tried to put into words the effect Michael Jackson’s passing had upon him.

“I mean, jeez.  I’m just sitting there at our weekly meeting of the Lesser Demons and next thing I know Jimmy Two-Jacks tells us all that the king of pop had passed.  There was the usual wisecracks and stuff that I won’t repeat, but next thing I know I’m getting emotional about his passing.”

“It was weird, man.  I don’t even like his music.”

“What?  Oh, sure.  You bet your ass I didn’t stick around.  I told ‘em I thought I had left a loaded handgun in the living room with my kids and ripped right out of there.”