Area Man Finishes Call of Duty, Whispers Under Breath, “You’re Welcome, America”
Excerpted from the Local Happenings section of the Fargo Planet:
Local resident and expert video-game Marine, Alexander Wormwicker, finished Call of Duty IV last night. According to the first hand account provided by his sister, Lily, he then exhaled loudly and whispered under his breath, “You’re welcome, America.”
