Excerpted from the Manhattan Spectrum:

Frederick Duggleskull, author of Dow 70,000 and Beyond!!!!!, vigorously defended his market call.

“Hah.  I will certainly not apologize for my ground breaking work.  Sure, it didn’t happen in the immediate time frame like I originally thought, but we’ll get there.  Maybe solely through insane, depression-fueled inflationary forces, but we’ll get there.”

“And by we, I mean your great-great-great-great-grandchildren.”

“And when it does, I invite you jackals to visit my tombstone, which is going to simply read, Called It.”