Excerpted from the Bratislava Herald:

While commonly seen amidst sibling rivalry, sulking isn’t as commonplace in international quarters.  When asked to comment on the strange dynamic between the two formerly joined countries, Germany had the following to say.

“Man, beats me.  You think the Czechs could at least feign some excitement for the Slovaks, but apparently not.”

“The strangest part is that the Czech Republic could have already adopted the Euro by now, but its populace keeps voting it down.”

“It’s all very illogical.”