Excerpted from the Brussels Global Informer:

Portugal was seen shaking it’s head.  When asked why, it responded with the following:

“It’s just so sad.  It’s such a fall from grace.  It was a global financial powerhouse just a couple of years ago.  It’s amazing.”

“I remember talking to Italy about Iceland’s 12% CD yields and how we should go in on them.  Man, but that was what it was like back then.   Iceland just had the buzz, man.”

“So, yeah, we all gave some euros.  I mean, we couldn’t just ignore our comrade.  Hopefully, it will be enough to get Iceland back on it’s feet and moving forward to a more prosperous day.”