Excerpted from the Charleston Herald Examiner:

Screenprinter Maxwell Skulldugger played a hunch that didn’t pan out.  The Charleston resident thought South Carolina governor Mark Sanford had an excellent chance to become the 2012 Republican Presidential nominee and that Nevada Senator John Ensign would make a logical VP pick.

So, two weeks ago the screenprinter printed up 2,000 “Sanford – Ensign 2012″ shirts and prepared to sell the merchandise locally and on ebay.

Then came each politician’s philandering.

“Crap, that was bad timing.  I’ll be lucky if I sell two dozen of these lousy shirts now,” Skulldugger complained.

“Guess I should have gone with Haley Barbour and Mitt Romney.”