Excerpted from the Baltimore Dispatch:

Aides of the senators say that, as unlikely as the blossoming friendships are, the three are becoming inseparable.

“It’s really been remarkable,” said one aide, who wished to remain anonymous.  “Sure, Lindsey and Jeff have always been affable companions, but they were never that close.  Then Franken shows up last week and the three of them are thick as thieves.”

“They’ve been to Nationals games, the Library of Congress, heck there’s even a rumor that the three of them TP’d and stole the hubcaps off Patrick Leahy’s new Lincoln Continental.”

“One can only imagine what kind of trouble they’re going to get into next.”