Excerpted from the Manhattan Spectrum:

Mayor Bloomberg proudly announced the successful legislation.

“For too long douchebags and financiers, and douchebaggy financiers have been walking and using their cell phones and then bumping into people on the sidewalks of our fine city.  Well, no more.  The people have spoken and those unseemly individuals will now have to come to a complete stop before conversing.”

“And God help you if we see you walking, talking on your cell phone, and not picking up after your grossly undersized dog.”

“Bloomberg out.”