Excerpted from the Manhattan Spectrum:

Sources close to Greenspan say the former Federal Reserve Chairman is resorting to wearing a fake moustache in public.  One of his associates, who wished to speak anonymously, elaborated:

“Well, frankly, I think he’s just tired of being heckled in public.  He and Andrea Mitchell will be trying to enjoy an evening out and random jerks will just start heckling him.   They’ll say things like, ‘Hey Greenspan, nice housing bubble, Jack-Ass.’”

“Or ‘Hey Greenspan, you know how I know you’re incompetent?  Because you received the Presidential Medal of Freedom under George W. Bush, that’s how.  Paul Volcker you are not, Jack-Ass.’”

“Some nights he even wears a bowler out for extra anonymity.”