Area Man Recycles Previous Year’s New Year’s Resolutions
Excerpted from the Canton Intelligencer:
Wilmer Wormwicker immediately fessed up to the indiscretion.
“Busted. You got me. It’s just that I did such a terrible job with last year’s resolutions that I thought, ‘What the hell?’”
“So, I’m going to give them another go. Hello, triathlon.”
“Wish me luck.”
