News Grift » New Year’s Resolution http://newsgrift.com Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:47:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 en hourly 1 Area Man Recycles Previous Year’s New Year’s Resolutions http://newsgrift.com/2008/12/31/area-man-recycles-previous-years-new-years-resolutions http://newsgrift.com/2008/12/31/area-man-recycles-previous-years-new-years-resolutions#comments Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:13:30 +0000 Ruddy Hayes http://newsgrift.com/?p=330
  • Area Man Didn’t Really Lose Virginity at Canadian Summer Camp
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    Excerpted from the Canton Intelligencer:

    Wilmer Wormwicker immediately fessed up to the indiscretion.

    “Busted.  You got me.  It’s just that I did such a terrible job with last year’s resolutions that I thought, ‘What the hell?’”

    “So, I’m going to give them another go.  Hello, triathlon.”

    “Wish me luck.”

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