Excerpted from the Los Angeles Informer:

Five minutes after Slumdog Millionaire won the Oscar for Best Picture renowned porn producer Claxton Wormwicker stood up from his chair, thrust a finger up to the ceiling, and proclaimed, “I’ve got it.  I’ve got the name for the Slumdog porno parody.”

When pressed to tell the name Wormwicker declined, but added, “It’s going to be even bigger than Saving Ryan’s Privates.”