Excerpted from the Manhattan Spectrum:

Donna Duggerskull, drive-through window employee at a Wendy’s in Brooklyn, says she can always tell when it’s James Earl Jones ordering.

“Without a doubt.  His voice is so unique that when it bellows through the headset asking for a frosty or large fries I know that it’s him.  I’m a big fan of Star Wars and Field of Dreams and I watched a lot of CNN, so yeah, I can tell it’s him every time.”

“He’s a good sport, too.  We always ask him to say lines from his movies, like ‘Luke, I’m your father’ and ‘This is CNN,’ and he hasn’t let us down yet.”

“He was even nice enough to autograph my work visor.”

Excerpted from the Palo Alto Post Examiner:

A Silicon Valley insider said the iOwl was a long time coming.

“Steve Jobs has had his eye on this technology ever since he first saw Clash of the Titans back in 1981.  Well, the future is here.  3G internet connectivity, the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, access to the apps store, heck, those engineering geniuses over at Apple even threw in holographic capabilities, like R2-D2 in Star Wars.”

“This thing’s frickin’ awesome.”