Excerpted from the Burbank Chronicler:

An area man that witnessed the event described it to us.

“Gosh, I had just ordered my expresso and sat down when I look up and see this geeky looking guy muttering at his laptop screen.  He started cursing about 2nd division, German soccer and PBA bowling and then he just…like…transformed or something.  Next thing I know there’s this green monster in front of me.”

“The creature screamed ‘Hulk no like Canadian women’s curling’ and then smashed his laptop to smithereens, before bounding through the wall and disappearing into the countryside.”